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<v ->Next customer.</v>

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<v ->Chad from the bank is calling for my account password.</v>

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<v ->Oh, yeah. (snaps fingers) Snap out of it.</v>

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Banks never ask that.

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Also, there's no Chad here.

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Next!

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<v ->Yeah, this link looks legit,</v>

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but it says, "You need pay now."

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<v ->Ooh! Do not click that link.</v>

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Next!
<v ->Hi, should I be sending</v>

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my Social Security number over email?

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<v ->Oh, no, no, never.</v>

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<v ->What about maiden name?</v>

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<v ->No, no.</v>

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Okay, snap out of it, y'all, alright?

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Snap out of it.

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<v ->Chad's back on the line.</v>

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<v ->Tell Chad he's not real.</v>

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I'm sorry, that came out really harsh.

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Tell Chad he's not real, okay?